Soooo....

Yell at me all you want.

I know. I haven't been blogging much. Barely at all. You know why?
There's this stupid--no, scratch that, wonderful--invention called a cell phone
and I (finally!) have one. That's why I've been ignoring you, blog. I'm sorry.

So. Seventh grade. Hmm. Not the funnest grade if you ask me. But i've only been
in school for a couple days so who am I to judge?

Ya. So. Hi! This blog needs some serious remodeling. I'm gonna totally deconstruct it!
It's gonna be awesome. Since it's a new year (well, school year) its time for me make this
blog look a little less shabby!

So ya. Because I've abandoned my blog probably no one cares anymore. So you know who is the only person who is probably reading this blog? Me. Or if I'm lucky alison. Or the occasional hobo as you know how that goes.

Ok so last night I creeped a dude out on the phone. It was awesome and scary. And im not gonna say the whole story but if who want to hear the whole convo with dialogue and epicness i will post just commment! I REPEAT JUST COMMENT! IF YOU THINK IM A FREAK JUST COMMENT! IF YOU THINK WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH THIS GIRL JUST COMMENT! IF YOU THINK WHY THE HECK IS EMILY WRITING THIS JUST COMMENT!!!!!!

Yay. So.

Come back soon for updates on my newest fail blogness making! :)

Its probably going to be called something stupid like FAIL BLOGNESS WITH EMILY
IF I SCARE YOU DON'T READ THIS BLOG or EMILY'S MENTAL CLINIC

do you like any of these please comment


COMMENTTTT! please??????

Are you sure you want to exit this window without commenting?

Don't click it!

Stay here.

I need you more than whatever else you have to look up needs you.

If that makes sense.

I need you more than your homework needs you.

If you comment we can be best friends forever!!! :) <3

Or if you prefer i can just leave you alone!!

Just dont you dare leave this page with out commenting!!

please?

HP wants you to.

You cant say no to HP.

So do it.

Do it or die.

Do it.

Hey---waita second where are you going?!!

No i'm not threatening you!!!

No don't call the cops I'm just kidding!!

No wait---

Stop!!

Don't . . . . !!!!!

Oh.

You left.

Better luck next time.

Lalalala.

No commentz.

Ever.

:(

You will be back.

You know you want to.

I know you want to.

How do I know?

Cuz.

I just know things.

Be afraid.

Very afraid.


WAHHHHAHAAAAHAA!

I'm Baaack

hi this is me emily duh. Just in case you forgot my name. I've abandoned my blog
for the past couple of weeks for the greater good. CALIFORNIA BABY!

Ya so today i was watching a show about girls getting their sweet sixteen party it was
absolutely RIDIKULUS! they are such brats!

Here's the sweet sixteen of my dreams:

My invite:


You are cordially invited to Emily's crazy awesome sweet sixteen.
Everyone who attends this amazingly super cool party gets a free TV.
Taylor Lautner will attend! There will be circus freaks, a DJ, every artist
who sings a song I like, a skateboarding ramp, breakdancers, food from the
best chefs in America, ponies, free kittens, a pyshic, party bus, limo, the
Harry Potter and Twilight cast, you get a free wand when you walk in,
and an amazing three story cake of me!

Semi-formal. Or you can where anything just wear clothes please that would be weird!!!

Text me if you can come.

Love emily.

Notice i use big words hehe! so come! thanx



wow im lame

Going Away.... Foreva!

JK! im going to be in MA for the rest of my existence. No worries.

Soooooo....

I'm going on vacay to CA! We leaving Thurs, early early! cant wait

as soon as we get back everythings gonna get busy so ya. im completely ignoring alice rite
now even tho shes probably txting me cuz my fones upstairs. im having issues
with typing rite now im spelling everything rong.

This is me properly typing.

notice the word properly? oh yea. im totally awsome.

I'm going to go txt alice rite now and shannon too cuz their probably thinking that i died.
srry i havent bin writing being busy with synchro and txting (OH YA!) srry alice! i go txt
u now.

BYE peeps ttyl aligators

Soooooo.....

HI peeps. I've been doing absolutely nothing all day.

Sooooo.......

Sadly, that means i have nothing really to tell u. Sooooo.....

HI MOM! HI ALISON! HI MARINA! HI NIKKI! HI RANDOM PEOPLE READING MY BLOG!
HI TAYLOR LAUTNER! HIIIIIIII!

Soooooo.....

I'm having issues with saying sooooo.... so im going to go now bye!

ZZZZzzzzzZZZZ......

I'm sleepy. Alison and I had an awesome sleepover last night. We .......

1. Went to the pool
2. Came home
3. Made a video
4. Ate dinner
5. Ate ice cream
6. Watched teen choice awards
7. And went to sleep.

Haha just kidding! Here's what we really did:

1. Went to the pool epicly
2. Did epic things in the pool
3. Came home from our epic visit to the pool
4. Made an epic video of me being a geek/nerd/dork (predictable) and Alison being a cool awesome person.
5. Then me (the dork) got a makeover epicly.
6. It was epic ... if you haven't noticed.
7. I'm overusing the word epic, aren't I?
8. Now the word epic is getting less epic so I'm going to stop using it now.
9. EPIC! Sorry needed to get that out of my system.
10. Ate awesome cookie dough ice cream to get us hyper.
11. Ate more ice cream.
12. Watched teen choice awards.
13. Screamed at the tv and scared the cat.
14. Screamed at rob pattinson and justin beiber.
15. Scared Alison's mom.
16. Screamed some more and scared the whole neighborhood.
17. After teen choice, watched HP.
18. Alison fell alseep and took a "power nap"
19. Watched the lightning making the sky look all cool
20. Kept watching HP
21. Me almost falling asleep....
22. Me taking "power nap"
23. Me getting hyper
24. Eating junk every....single.....hour
25. Playing truth or dare online
26. Getting bored by that and taking random quizzes
27. Being disturbed by the random quizzes
28. Taking the random quizzes
29. Getting tired
30. Me sneezing from cat
31. Getting more tired
32. Eating more
33. and more
34. and more.
35. Almost falling to sleep.
36. Making a bedtime (cuz we're cool like that.)
37. Going to sleep.
38. Waking up.... four hours later
39. Eating food
40. Texting
41. Looking at pointless magazine
42. WAFFLES!
43. Going home
44. Staying home alone.
45. Sitting on couch watching iCarly and Cake Boss
46. Falling alseep....
47. Sleeping for four hours
48. Waking up
49. Eating dinner
50. Taking shower
51. Watching tv
52. Getting bored of watching TV
53. to now
54. Going on computer and blogging about stuff
55. Sleepy
56. Going to eat cake now
57. BYEEEE!
    That was totally epic.

I'm Pretty Sure I Died... Kind Of

So hi.

It's me.

I think I'm dead.

I haven't blogged in four days.

That's sad.

So I guess I'm dead.

I'll plan my funeral.

MY FUNERAL:

• No coffins. I'm claustrophobic.
• Please don't cremate me. That creeps me out.
• My funeral will be happy.
• PARTY IN DA HOUSE!
• No black please.
• Everyone has to wear neon pants.
• Preferably sparkly.
• BRIGGGHT PANNNTSSS!
• Mwahahahahahahahhahaha!
• PAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!
• All my stuff and clothes and whateva junk I have go to-----

Alison,

Nikki,

Emma,

Lorna,

Lauren,

Alice,

Rachel,

Leora,

Julianna,

And other peeps!

• There will be expensive fruit in a basket that looks like flowers.
• Everyone has to sign my face before they bury me.
• Why? Cuz idk its cool.
• I have to get a tattoo cuz its cool.
• My body HAS to be buried in a limo.
• Taylor Lautner MUST attend my funeral.
• And the HP cast.
• And twilight cast... everyone but edward.
• and everyone must throw darts at Justin Beibers face!
• Everyone has to wear crazy sox too!
• Alison has to write on my blog and keep the awesomeness going.

i have to post now or else alison will die of impatience

My new phone

Heres a pic of my new phone yayy